Nova-Ember =P

Hello, Assalamualaikum. It's been a while since my last update. (n_n')\ It's November already! Haha.

Hmm ..

O Level.
9th November 2009,
Geography Paper 1 & Combined Science Paper 2
16th November 2009,
Combined Science Paper 1.
2 more subjects to go and I'm done. *sigh* Honestly, I don't think I'm doing very well this October/November. I've tried but yeah .. Tawakkal saja. May my June 2009 result help me although I know it's impossible for me to get 8 'O's. Oh wow~ pessimism. (-_-') Hahaa ..

Let's see .. Err .. Month of November huh? Soon it'll be my dad's birthday on 20th November and mine on 28th November. I just knew recently that my dad's birthday is almost the same as mine. (o_o) Ooo~ Found that out when I was searching through that big brown-black bag case filled with various kinds of documents like I.C copies, certificates, passport copies, birth certificates et cetera. Hahaa .. (n_n') It's mostly about the members' of the families' .. things ..

Okay, enough about that.

Yesterday was a boring day. No messages. So alone. Boringgg .. (-_\\) Emo .. LOL~

Today, I have extra class to attend. Geography. I woke up so late, I planned to not come but then I came anyway. So I didn't get to eat my breakfast or whatever but whatever, I'm late! I bought a bottle of energy drink named 'Ice! Cool...' It's written sports drink with soluble fibre on it. Y'know that drink that have this invisible jelly in it. So since I thought I need to make up for my breakfast, it'll be a good choice so as to satisfy both my hunger and thirst. 0;D *winks* Drink to feel it .. Aaahhhh~ *promo* Hahaa! XD

Oh before that, I saw a lonely kitty in an old derelict chicken/bird coop on my way to the school. I think the kitty was trapped in the coop, it seemed to be crying and begging for me to help it out of the coop. I stopped and looked at it. Aww~ =( It kept meow-ing to me with its innocent eyes looking into mine as if it wants to cry. But then I remembered I was late for school. So I persistently left it alone, I even said, "I'm so sorry.." to the kitty. ='( Maybe somebody purposely left it there. Maybe the owner was afraid to lose it so the owner put it in there so it won't run away and wants to get it later. Another reason I left it alone was I thought that it might be a ghost/devil/genie disguising itself as a kitty, it might possess me!!! nothing is impossible. (=_=') So yeaa .. but then I remembered my grandmother said angels can disguise themselves as animals too, we'll get a lot of blessings when we help it out or give it food when it's hungry.

So I had my extra class, went home at 10am. I hoped that the kitty's gone. I walked slowly at first and heard no sound. I thought the kitty had escaped the coop by itself or picked by the owner or maybe .. returned to its "true form" and flew away. Haha .. (n_n')\

I walked normally then towards the home not so sweet home and "meow meow meowww~" Ohh noo .. Not again .. (x_x)

I hesitantly looked at the abandoned coop and there it was!!! It looked different this time! I can't believe my eyes for the moment .. is .. that .. a large cat ..? IN A HUMAN FORM!!? A mango dropped onto my head "OUCH!" it hurts .. surely I wasn't dreaming. (Thanks a lot mango. (=_=')) It was sitting there in the coop staring at me with its arm folded on its bended knees. I was terrified, my eyes widened, my legs trembled, my Geography file slipped off my arms, my bag slipped off my shoulder, my jaw dropped wide open, shocked. Chills ran through my spine. I stared at the human cat in extreme horror. It slowly stood up turning its body towards me. I could clearly see flame of anger burning in its golden eyes. It hissed angrily at me and revealed its long, sharp teeth. "HISSSSSSSSS!!! nggrrrr~ you .. you evil human!! why ..? why did you leave me!?? WHYYYY!!!??? Am I not cute enough to you!!??? I'm a human cat!! I can choose to love cat or human right!?? Well I chose to be with a human!! I don't know why .. but I want to marry a HUMANNNN!!!" the cat suddenly shouted at me, slashing the cage open with its long, dirty, sharp claws. I walked nervously in reverse .. and fell, tripped by the root of a mango tree. "And I choose you .." the cat purred as it catwalks toward me. (Yes, walk on two legs, not crawl, it looked like human remember?) I was too scared. I can't seem to control my body, it felt like my whole body had been paralysed. It neared its face to mine, sniffing my face with its cold, wet nose. Heavy breaths came out of the spaces between its conical teeth, I could feel its hot breath brushing through my face. The odour was very unpleasant. (Smells fishy. =P) I then gathered all of my courage and all the strength that I have left just to ask, "A .. are you a male or female?"
Its eyes widened.. "huh ..? Umm .. I'm uhh .. a female .." the cat said.
"I thought so .. curved body, thin face, sexy woman's voice. Are you lesbian?"
"No .. (o_o) Umm .. Why do you ask?"
"S**t girl. I'm sorry to tell you this .. but .. I'm a female human and I'm straight damn it!"
I shoved her off my face, stood up firmly, picked up my file and bag and stomped my way home, leaving the dumb cat behind.
"I .. I'm sooooorry!! I didn't mean to ruin your day or scare you! I don't know how the differentiate between male and female human! I don't even know how to differentiate the male and female cat! Mind telling me how?" She shouted behind me. "Please?"
"Grr..! just look at the breasts dummy! Human female have bigger ones than male! Female cats have obvious nipples! And lots and lots of 'em!" I shouted back, annoyed.
"Wow thanks! Oh by the way, you never met a human cat before, have you?" She asked again.
I paused. (o_o) "Uhh .. No .. I .. I haven't."
"Well, if you wanna know I have .."
*I'll leave that to your imagination* (=_=)
-THE END-

[NOTE: THE STORY ABOVE IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL AND ORIGINAL!]

Hahaha~! XD Aww man .. =P Just kidding dude. XP Haha~ So much of my imagination. (=_=') Well, it's true though I met a kitty on my way home from school. I pity the kitty very much. =( It just kept meow-ing as if begging me to help it out of the coop. I'd feel guilty leaving the kitty alone. I just don't dare to .. you know. What if I'm at that kitty's situation? (u_u) So I helped it out, put it down just outside the coop, hoping that it would just run away, find its mom or owner and live happily ever after. But yeaa .. I ended up being followed by the kitty home. It kept running in front of me when I quickened my pace and kept brushing its fur against my feet if I walk slowly. *sigh* Made me nearly tripped several times. It seemed to be extremely starved. So I gave it the crab stick from breakfast. There were still a lot, untouched, uneaten and already gone cold. =\ Gosh, the kitty ate the crab stick so .. hungrily. (o_o) How many days has it been trapped in there, I wondered. I don't even know if it's a stray cat or not. It doesn't seem to be scared but it seemed uncomfortable when I hold it. Other cats seemed comfortable when I hold them. =S That's still unknown. But yeaa .. I just left it at the back of the house. Maybe it'll be friends with the neighbour's cats. But I was wrong. The cats hissed at each other! Oh maahhnnn~ (x_x) As I observed more, the mother cat also hissed at her own kitty. All of them too. Maybe they're currently in a bad mood due to hunger or family problem? (n_n')\ Heheh~ I just don't know what else to do but oh well .. =) They need some time I guess. Nyehs. =P

Whew .. =) Now .. how to end this post?
Assalamualaikum. =D

*sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes, I won't do a recheck, too lazy*